Asra: Synonyms are weird, because if someone invites you to their cottage in the forest, that’s just nice and cozy. But if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Lucio: My favorite is butt dial vs. booty call.
Nadia: It’s called connotation.
Julian: Also “forgive me, father, for I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
Portia: Great news! Language is now cancelled.
Julian: I’m the human equivalent of a diet
MC: Cause you’re healthy to keep? I get it!
Julian: No, it’s because everyone quits me after two days
MC: JULIAN, NO
Lucio: One time I asked Nadia for a glass of water. She gave me a glass of ice and said “wait”